VMS Jokes

There is certainly room for expansion here... ;-)

• I re-grep ever going to UNIX when VMS is far better.
• How to you make Microsoft fans happy? U NIX VMS
• The undocumented $backup/ones_only saves about 50% on the backup time by saving only the ones and avoiding to backup the uninteresting zeros.
• Tired of initing devices with 0?
  $init/ones_only will init a device with 1.

Comments to: Martin P.J. Zinser
Last modified: 20030127